WOW ITS SLURMY™! The first Demonic™ Degradable™ Worm™ that lives in your pocket™™™
Slurmy™™™™ feeds on your life force through the pulsating sack in your pocket. The constant melting is a problem we have not solved in this model of Slurmy™™™ and death is a possibility.
Slurmy is embroidered on a really comfy comfort color shirt. Really really comfy.
*Please allow 7-10 business days for shipping confirmation on this.**