SLURMY Pocket Tee™™™™

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  • Regular price $ 25.00

WOW ITS SLURMY! The first Demonic Degradable Worm that lives in your pocket™™™

Slurmy™™™™ feeds on your life force through the pulsating sack in your pocket. The constant melting is a problem we have not solved in this model of Slurmy™™™ and death is a possibility.


Slurmy is embroidered on a really comfy comfort color shirt. Really really comfy.


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